1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,068 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,926 And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made. 3 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:32,263 I still don't believe him. 4 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:36,568 Before I forget, next Friday will be college recruitment day. 5 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:41,440 Representatives will be here from USC, NYU and Rutgers. 6 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:42,941 (BELL RINGS) 7 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,944 And Mr. Matthews, your interview with Stanford 8 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:49,080 has been rescheduled from 3:00 to 3:30. 9 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:52,216 Stanford? What's that all about? 10 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,687 It's just an interview. It's nothing from nothing. 11 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,589 Cory. 12 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,424 When we were little kids, you promised me 13 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,326 that we'd go to the same college together. 14 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,762 Did I say that? 15 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,231 Yes, and you also told me that if I graduated high school, 16 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,800 you'd take me to Vermont to watch the leaves change. 17 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:13,138 Right, Vermont. October. Write it down. 18 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,906 You know I could never get into Stanford. 19 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:17,876 Well, Stanford's just one of the many schools I'm applying to, Shawn. 20 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,111 I'm also applying to Wisconsin, Penn. 21 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,512 (GASPS) 22 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,849 Wisconsin and Penn? 23 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,651 We never discussed those. 24 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,020 Well, it doesn't have to be Wisconsin or Penn, Shawnie. 25 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,790 It can be a school from your list. What's on your list? 26 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,391 You want to know what's on my list? 27 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,328 Number one, I don't need a list because my best friend Cory 28 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,197 wouldn't apply to any school that I couldn't get into. 29 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,767 Your list makes me feel bad. 30 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,969 Shawn... You know, it's early. 31 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,971 I have no idea what my plans are. 32 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:51,510 Oh, interesting. Your plans. Not our plans. Hmm. 33 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,513 Don't you take that tone with me, Shawn Hunter. 34 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,281 I'm not taking any tone. 35 00:01:56,350 --> 00:02:00,218 If you want to go to college at Stanford, then go. In fact, go now. 36 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,254 Give you plenty of time to start making your new college friends. 37 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,123 But I don't want to make new friends. 38 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:08,426 You know what? Maybe I should start making new friends, too, huh? 39 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,028 But I don't want you to make new friends. 40 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,930 Well, you need to, Cory. 41 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,899 What did you think? That I was always going to be here? 42 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,266 Is that what you thought? 43 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,168 Well, I'm not. 44 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,240 Shawn, what about Vermont? I put down a deposit. 45 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,946 Shawn, I think we need to talk. 46 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,448 No. Everything's fine. 47 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,051 Our little conversation this morning was very helpful 48 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,687 in making me realize that our entire relationship 49 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,089 has been nothing more than a lie! 50 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,526 Move along, move along. 51 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:45,631 Just a couple of seniors rehearsing a little playlet. 52 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,400 Don't you think you're being a little dramatic about this? 53 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,969 Dramatic? Perhaps a little. 54 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:53,271 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look out the window. 55 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,906 I paid a skywriter a lot of money 56 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,742 to write "Cory, I hate you" in the clouds. 57 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,312 Shawn. 58 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,814 Cory, are you sure that you and Shawn are okay? 59 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,515 Oh, we're just fine. 60 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,484 He just spent a lot of money on me. 61 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,086 I think he needs to vent. 62 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,622 See, that's the beauty of our relationship, Topanga, you know? 63 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,224 I mean, it's rock solid, baby. 64 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:17,062 (EXCLAIMS) 65 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,897 Who are you and what are you doing in my seat? 66 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,299 His name is Andy. 67 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,366 Who's Andy? 68 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,701 He's my new... 69 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:23,801 Best friend? 70 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,970 Friend. 71 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,806 Cory, we agreed that we were going to go out and meet new people. 72 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,273 I'm not making you happy? 73 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,878 No, Cory, it's... 74 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,713 It's not you, okay? It's me. 75 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,517 And right now I just need my space. 76 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:39,884 But we're still friends? 77 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,687 Right now, I don't know what we are. 78 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,022 Give me my space. 79 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,366 He's got a new best friend. 80 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,267 You're jealous. It's so cute. 81 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,204 No, no, no. I'm not jealous. 82 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,439 But two can play at this game, girlfriend. 83 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,178 Hi. 84 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,279 Hi. 85 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,582 I'm Lionel. 86 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,051 I know who you are. 87 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,020 Grapes? I'd love some. 88 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,592 I'm taking another boy's grapes. 89 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,268 Okay, first college paper. 90 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,738 Playing with the big boys. 91 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,340 Ten thousand words. Word number one. 92 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,077 I want my mommy! 93 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,847 (LAUGHS) That's three words. 94 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,384 Come on, Eric. You had three weeks to write this paper. 95 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,953 You don't make fun of my learning disability! 96 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,054 You have a learning disability? 97 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,756 I would think so. 98 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,793 Hey, wait. What did you write yours about? 99 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:56,895 Well, all right. 100 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,965 Ooh, a laptop. For your lap. 101 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,067 Here it is. Ten thousand words. 102 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,370 A perfectly crafted essay on my summer in China 103 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,138 working with paleontologists. 104 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,439 (RAZZES) 105 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,875 What? 106 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,277 Your first college paper, you're writing about 107 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,811 what you did on your summer vacation. 108 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,547 I uncovered dinosaur fossils. 109 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:16,848 You got pictures? No. 110 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,783 Then you got nothing. 111 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:19,985 I think it's pretty good. 112 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,154 You don't get it. We're in college now. 113 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,656 We're being judged on a whole new level. 114 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:29,627 Theories and footnotes, shades of meaning, nuance, spelling. 115 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,430 Where does it end? Where does it end? 116 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,766 All right! I didn't even go! 117 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,835 My sister went. She's 10. 118 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,473 I got no pictures. And I didn't go to China. 119 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,975 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. 120 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,443 I'm going to get us through this, all right, my friend? 121 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,278 This is where Eric Matthews shines. 122 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,380 How? We pull an all-nighter? 123 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,182 Work together until it's great? 124 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,185 I got better. We make friends with the dean. 125 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:01,125 Cor? It's 6:00. 126 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,729 You're in your pajamas. Is everything okay? 127 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,230 I don't want to talk about it. 128 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,533 Cory and Shawn had a fight. Shawn dumped him. 129 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,435 Now, nobody got dumped. 130 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,672 We just agreed not to see each other for a while. 131 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:14,973 And you believe that? 132 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,810 Well, someone from school called, a Lionel. 133 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,946 Is that your new boyfriend? 134 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,182 He's just this guy from school. 135 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,584 If he calls again, tell him I'm not home. 136 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:28,186 That's no way to treat him. He'll dump you, too. 137 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,656 Hey, everybody. Hey, Cor. 138 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,757 I had lunch at Pink's today. 139 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,659 How come I didn't see you there? 140 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,027 Why would you? 141 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,094 Shawn was there. 142 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,231 Was he alone? 143 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,034 No. He was with a couple of guys. 144 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,903 A couple of guys. 145 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,871 What are you so upset about? 146 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:48,974 Pink's was our place. 147 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,641 Not anymore. 148 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,877 Mother, make her stop. 149 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,545 Cory, what is going on? 150 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,547 I'll tell you what's going on. 151 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,282 It's two people moving in different directions, that's what. 152 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,985 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going in the other room 153 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,487 to watch Lifetime and have a good cry. 154 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:08,560 Is everything okay between him and Topanga? 155 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,461 Great. Never better. 156 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,064 When they kiss, he enjoys it, right? 157 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,171 Let's just go home and write our papers, man. 158 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,008 No, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna have to. 159 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,509 You see, the beauty of befriending the dean is 160 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,511 he's going to give us an extension on the paper. 161 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,447 We're never going to have to do it, or any paper thereafter. 162 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,516 We're actually never going to have to do any real work 163 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,118 until we graduate, get jobs, befriend our bosses, 164 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,722 get married, befriend our wives. 165 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:41,193 Please, man, I just want to go to college. I just want to do the work. 166 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:44,395 Hey, I like you too much to let you do that. 167 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,364 Oh, thanks, man. Hey. 168 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:47,799 Oh, Dean? Not now. 169 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,367 Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 170 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,271 He's gonna love us. 171 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,307 Oh, Dean? 172 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,642 You don't listen, do you? 173 00:07:58,445 --> 00:07:59,477 Jack, bow. What? 174 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,911 Bow your head. 175 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,980 Sir, we'd actually just like to discuss 176 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,616 with you a paper that we're writing 177 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,551 and perhaps even establish the type of relationship 178 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,753 I had with my former mentor, Mr. Feeny. 179 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,424 You know the kind of people that have mentors? 180 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,927 People who can't think for themselves. Weak people. 181 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,530 You're in college now, buddy boy. 182 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,033 The big leagues. The show. 183 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,635 I've got over 25,000 students in this university, 184 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:27,972 and each one of them lined up to kiss my dean butt, 185 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,242 looking for an easy way. 186 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,378 But I'm going to tell you something. 187 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,913 The only easy way is the hard way. 188 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,716 You don't say much, pretty boy. 189 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,585 I'm very scared, sir. 190 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,154 Good. That's how I became the dean. 191 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,793 We are so in. 192 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:56,066 Cory, I know you and Shawn are having some problems right now. 193 00:08:56,135 --> 00:09:01,039 I don't think this is the time to bring him up. 194 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:05,276 Did you know that Lionel has a really wonderful singing voice? 195 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:08,346 Cory, come here. I want to tell you something. 196 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,254 Did you enjoy that? 197 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,323 Yes, ma'am. 198 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,859 Okay, good. Now listen to me. 199 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,994 Being a senior is a very scary time. 200 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,629 We have a lot of decisions we need to make. 201 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,531 Yeah, I know that. Okay. 202 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,065 And you're probably going to have your choice of schools to go to 203 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,767 all over the country. 204 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,737 Yeah, but that doesn't mean Shawn has to be upset with me for that. 205 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,071 He's not. 206 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,440 He's just afraid that his best friend 207 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,708 is moving on and leaving him behind. 208 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,710 You know, you're right. I mean, 209 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:43,681 he's probably off somewhere alone, miserable. 210 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,019 He's in denial. 211 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,923 Three guys. I'm only with Lionel. 212 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,824 Cory, talk to him. 213 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,429 Shawn? 214 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,131 Boys. 215 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:05,036 Well, this certainly appears to be a lot more 216 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,938 than just giving each other space. 217 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,140 Cory, we agreed that we were going to make new friends. 218 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,911 No, you agreed. I was perfectly happy with the way things were. 219 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,612 Then explain him! 220 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,649 His name is Lionel. 221 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,085 We met today, and we are getting along just famously 222 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,055 because I'm young, Hunter, I'm vital, and I have a lot to offer. 223 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,190 Yeah, well, so do I. 224 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,524 The difference is I have the dignity 225 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,459 to keep my friendships personal and private, 226 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,562 not parade them around in public for your twisted amusement. 227 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,997 You little punk! 228 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,932 You dirty man! 229 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,034 Cat fight. 230 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,336 (YELLS) 231 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,606 Face it, Matthews. 232 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,908 Our friendship never made any sense in the first place. 233 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,844 You're right. Why? 234 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:49,447 Because we're different. You're college. I'm townie. 235 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,883 It was only a matter of time before that caught up with us. 236 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:54,686 Then let's end it now before it lasts any longer than it did. 237 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,354 No! Now. 238 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,923 Come on, boys. 239 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,765 Cory, why do I have to be here? 240 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,767 Lionel, it's no secret that Shawn and I 241 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,503 went through a pretty brutal breakup. 242 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,972 Now, things could get ugly. 243 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,575 And if a punch gets thrown, well, I need you to take it. 244 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,078 I will do that for you. 245 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,081 Okay, great. 246 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,083 Now, knowing Shawn and how vindictive he is, 247 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,553 he probably has no intention of giving me my stuff back. 248 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,391 Where does it end? 249 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,831 Shawn? I know you're in there. 250 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,967 Not answering. He must be hurting. Gosh, I'm loving this. 251 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,937 Kirk, it's about time... Oh. 252 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,741 It's you. I'm having a party. What? 253 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,244 (LAUGHS) Yeah. A party, right. 254 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,917 That certainly is some shindig. 255 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,186 Yeah, you know. Just pounding down some sodas, 256 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,421 swapping a few stories with some close friends. 257 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,557 Close friends? You hardly know them. 258 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,595 Exactly. So if they leave, who cares? Get out, all of you! 259 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,931 Now get back in there! 260 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,267 You see, no emotional attachment, nobody gets hurt. 261 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,469 That's my kind of friendship, baby. 262 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,172 So, this is it. 263 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,340 I guess so. 264 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,108 Well, it's been a fun run. 265 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,978 It has been. 266 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:30,815 Hey. Remember the time we ate cake in the Paramus mall? 267 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:34,919 Cory, please don't. No emotion. It's too hard. 268 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,357 Have a nice, you know... Whatever. 269 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,393 I don't hate you. 270 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,694 Just go. 271 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,232 Lionel, we're through here. 272 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,469 Lionel? Lionel. 273 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,839 If you guys ever play basketball, 274 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,240 make sure there's plenty of water around 275 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,108 because Cory tends to dehydrate. 276 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,477 Lionel. 277 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,214 And let him win once in a while. He likes that. 278 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:07,484 And, Lionel, never eat cake in Paramus. 279 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,787 That's ours. 280 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,406 Dean Borack! 281 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,711 Dean Borack! 282 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,512 Look, I was a very good student in high school. 283 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,548 I can write this paper. I'm going home. 284 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,650 Fine, go. High school boy. 285 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,587 What was that about? 286 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,455 What? Nothing. Didn't mean a thing. 287 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,691 Just that high school was a very important time in your life. 288 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,559 Probably the best years you're ever going to have. 289 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,628 You won a few spelling bees, you took out the prom queen, 290 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,862 you peaked early. Good for you. 291 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,900 Dean Borack! 292 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:57,968 Huh? 293 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,338 Hello, Dean. Eric Matthews. My chum Jack. 294 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,607 I was wondering if you could put on a pot of coffee, invite us in, 295 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,276 and perhaps we could discuss the extension on our papers. 296 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,245 We brought a babka. 297 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,515 A babka? 298 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,418 You bums think you're going to buy me off with a stinking babka? 299 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,020 Hildy. 300 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,455 We're going to meet his daughter. 301 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,856 You're going to meet my Doberman. 302 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,828 Make no mistake about it, boys, I am a nasty, nasty man. 303 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,129 (DOG BARKING) 304 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,230 Leave the babka. 305 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,103 SHAWN: Mr. Feeny? 306 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,072 Mr. Feeny! (DOOR OPENS) 307 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:42,279 I was expecting you. Today, tomorrow, yesterday. 308 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,782 It was only a matter of time. 309 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,151 Look, Mr. Feeny. This is my roommate, Jack. 310 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,456 Why doesn't he look at me? 311 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,925 I'm afraid, sir. 312 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,662 Mr. Feeny, we're both scared, okay? 313 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,498 Tomorrow we've got to hand in our first college paper. 314 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,733 What if they find out we're nothing more than fakes? 315 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:06,437 Gentlemen, getting accepted into college is not a random act. 316 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,707 You both were accepted on your merits. 317 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,808 And by virtue of that alone, you belong. 318 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,878 Now, what's the topic of your paper? 319 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,581 It's an open assignment. You can write on anything you want. 320 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,617 No rules, no guidelines, no parameters. 321 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,820 It doesn't even have to be in English. 322 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,089 You're kidding, right? 323 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,557 Hmm? No. 324 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,161 Okay, well, the best advice I can give you 325 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,363 is to write about something personal. 326 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,833 Perhaps about the anxiety you're feeling. 327 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,303 Yes. That's it! 328 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,905 The anxiety. Mr. Feeny! 329 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:46,277 Feeny and Eric back together again. Just like the old days. 330 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,079 I make you look so good. 331 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,450 What about you? 332 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,119 I was thinking of handing in a paper I wrote 333 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,688 about uncovering dinosaur fossils in China. 334 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,823 You got pictures? 335 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,393 Then you got nothing. 336 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,367 Mr. Feeny. I got a message you wanted to see me. 337 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,437 You have two extra tickets to Sunday's Eagles game. 338 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,774 Hey, Mr. Feeny. I heard you had an academic achievement award for me? 339 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,176 You! You! 340 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,779 Sting! Sting! 341 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,315 Oh, sit down! 342 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,787 Mr. Feeny, why are you doing this to us? 343 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,789 I asked him to see you. 344 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,156 (BOTH GASP) 345 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,892 Topanga! Topanga! 346 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,464 You won't listen to me. You won't listen to each other. 347 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,098 Maybe you'll listen to Mr. Feeny. 348 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,601 Well, it hasn't happened yet. 349 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,771 But I'll take a shot at it. Okay, who wants to start? 350 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,073 I have nothing to say. 351 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,174 Me neither. 352 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,110 Okay, that was my best shot. 353 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,779 What? Mr. Feeny, these people are about ready 354 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,515 to throw away 10 years of friendship, 355 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:02,386 and you call that your best shot? Shame on you. Shame. 356 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:11,495 I show up. I teach. Why isn't that enough? Why? 357 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,932 Look, Mr. Feeny, let's not waste anyone's time, okay? 358 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,869 Cory and I, we broke up. 359 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,370 It should have happened sooner. 360 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,972 But we stayed together for the kids. 361 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,677 In the class. 362 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,417 You two have been the best of friends for as long as I know you. 363 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,785 Now, when did this problem start? 364 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,055 His problem started the day he met me. 365 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,658 You didn't think I was good enough for you since the day you met me. 366 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,294 The day he met me. 367 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,562 Met me. 368 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,807 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 369 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,742 Hey! 370 00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,910 Want to have lunch with me? 371 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,712 I don't think I should. 372 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:06,984 Those guys say that you live in a trailer park and I shouldn't like you. 373 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,288 Oh, well. If you want to have lunch with me, I'll be right here. 374 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,225 Hey, Topanga. Look, I'm a llama. 375 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,992 Look, I'm a... Whoa! Whoa! 376 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,598 Cory, I told you not to play by the llamas! 377 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,400 YOUNG CORY: Help! Help! 378 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,569 Somebody, help! 379 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,104 Help! 380 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,272 Help! 381 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,984 Hey, thanks for pulling me out of the llama pen. 382 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,252 It was fun. 383 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,320 My name's Cory. I'm Shawn. 384 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,022 Hi. I'm Topanga. 385 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,224 The wife. 386 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,794 I'm sorry I didn't have lunch with you. My friends were wrong. 387 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,396 They're not even my friends. 388 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,563 I'll be your friend. 389 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,665 Really? 390 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,266 Just promise me when we grow up, 391 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,168 you won't go to college and leave me. 392 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,269 Okay. 393 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,104 Friends forever? 394 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,406 Forever. 395 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,443 Stop it. You're boys. 396 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,782 Stop it. You're boys. 397 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,086 Thank you for pulling me out of the llama pen. 398 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,189 Thank you for having lunch with me. 399 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,790 Oh, here we go. 400 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,394 Cory, I want you to go to the best college you can get into. 401 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,897 We'll be best friends all our lives, no matter where you go. 402 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,898 And I should have been more aware of your insecurities 403 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,800 and how sensitive you can be. 404 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,168 Do you think I'm sensitive? 405 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,402 I do. 406 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,341 You know what, Cor? I'm going to work real hard. 407 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,943 So whatever college you get into, I'll be right there with you. 408 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,144 You mean it? 409 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,547 I've never meant anything more in my whole life. 410 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,016 Okay, stop it! 411 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,384 Okay. 412 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,053 We still all have to be ready for the possibility 413 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:50,655 we may end up in different places. 414 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,657 And that's why we have to make our senior year together 415 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,224 the best year of our lives. 416 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,127 I mean, I applied to the University of Miami... 417 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,828 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 418 00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,997 You're going to Miami? 419 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,332 You know, I did tell you that. 420 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,900 If you didn't listen, that's not my fault. 421 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,501 No, Topanga, you never mentioned anything... 422 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,138 You two. Sit down. 423 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,114 Well, it all started the day she was nagging me by the llama pit. 424 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,615 I don't nag! Ah! 425 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,790 Hi, Dean. 426 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,626 It's about time, sir. 427 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,830 How did you get in here? It's after hours. This building is locked. 428 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,332 You're trespassing, you know that? 429 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,836 You're violating my personal property. 430 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,505 I could have you both shock-therapied. 431 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,643 Look, Dean. We really need that extension. 432 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,146 In my entire 27-year dean career, 433 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,250 which spans five colleges on three continents, 434 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,917 including China... 435 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,387 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 436 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,464 (SPEAKING CHINESE) 437 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,439 (CHUCKLING) 438 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,010 Okay, just bought us a month. 439 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,547 You speak Chinese? 440 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,215 I do. 441 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,117 Cool. All right. Let's celebrate. 442 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,519 Dean's house? 443 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,053 And insult him by going anywhere else?